Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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