Swine flu. Run for my life!
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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