Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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