I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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