Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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