Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
3 2 1 whiskey
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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