wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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