That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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