absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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