Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
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$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
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I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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