Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
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