used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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