My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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