In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
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Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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