If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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