So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text