On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
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I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
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did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!