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• (212): View more from New York

  This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.

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• (714): View more from California

  I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.

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  if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"

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• (518): View more from New York

  my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...

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• (214): View more from Texas

  a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel

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• (857): View more from Massachusetts

  Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.

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• (818): View more from California

  Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?

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  you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.

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