Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
my shit smells like andre
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.