I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day