Sry I called you an 8
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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