Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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