in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
