do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Just pee around me
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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