She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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