You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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