why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
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Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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