i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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