Dude my mom stole all your condoms
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
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i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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