My hair reeks of homosexuality.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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