Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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