their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
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