I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
do nipples grow back?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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