Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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