google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
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If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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