Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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