fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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