He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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