what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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