If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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