is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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