Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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