Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
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she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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