I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
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It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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