I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Fuck appropriateness.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Randomize
