what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
So squirting runs in the family.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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