I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Last time i carry you out of a forest
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Randomize
