People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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