I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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