Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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