I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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