The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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