Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
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Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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