Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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