pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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