Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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