He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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