shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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